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Mi mamá se ha mudado de casa. Si yo cometí la locura, según ella, de cambiar de hábitat así como así, pues tal vez ella me heredó toda su locura, pues casi casi se fue de Delicias sin decir agua va. En el trabajo le creyeron que se iba por un tiempo, pero aparentemente ella es ahora una mujer más que feliz, aunque en secreto me reveló lo mucho que se le antoja un burrito de chile pasado y una hamburguesa de la carranza. Es que aquí todo lo hacen con pollo, reniega. En secreto les revelo que también se me antojan mucho esas cosas.

En Ixmiquilpan vi a dos chicos en un negocio de cabinas telefónicas, disfrutando de un faje dentro de una de ellas. También aprecié la que supuestamente es la fuente original de la Diana cazadora. Vi (por fuera) dos iglesias con amplísimos altares que quién sabe como metieron por esas puertecitas, y escuché a una banda no sé si local entonar en la plaza principal un cover de My chemical romance, juo juo.

Cortar mi cabello en Ixmiquilpan me costó 30 pesos. Mi madre decidió salir a ver zapatos justo antes de que la estilista tomara, por petición mía, la peineta número uno de la rasuradora, con la que habría de remover casi todo el cabello que crecido adornaba los costados de mi cabeza. No había terminado la joven de platicarme que su esposo usaba el moicano desvanecido, ni de rasurar el costado izquierdo de mi cabellera, cuando mi madre hizo triunfal decepcionado retorno.

De haber estado ahí no lo hubiera permitido. La joven estilista sonreía como cómplice mía. Pagué el corte con una parte de mi primera paga (si me doy de alta en hacienda -así, con minúsculas-, seré ya todo un adulto), y salí tomando caballerosamente el brazo de mi mamá.

Vamos al mercado. Qué bárbaro. Por qué te gusta así. No, mejor vamos al pasaje de aurrerá, a comprarte una gorra, yo la pago. Ay, mamá.

Se le olvidó ir al pasaje y terminamos de camino al mercado. Ahí compré un combinado de hierbas pa'l estómago, porque pinche clindamicina pa las muelas me ha jodido la panza mal pedo. Nos movíamos perdidos entre los pasillos de ropa y zapatos buscando las fruterías. Así fue como dimos con los sombreros. Mira, te compro uno, me jaló mi mamá hacia el local. Micha y micha, ¿cómo ves?

Me gusta este, ¿cuánto cuesta? Gris y de copa, marca Víquez, con etiquetas que realsaban la gran calidad de la marca. Cienco cincuenta. Híjole, está bien bonito.

Mi mamá rehusa a verme de nuevo si no es con sombrero. Mami: en la escuela todos dicen que me veo bien, pero como usted me dice que me veo guapo de sombrero, me lo quedo, al fin qué: el cabello volverá a crecer y me lo volveré a cortar. Chance y así me hago de una colección sombreros.

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y que marca fué el sombrero?
yo hice como que me fuí a cortar el pelo y mi mamá quedo encantada.... si alguien le dijera que me gasté los $40 en dos chelas de la feria nacional de san marcos hehehe...

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jaja, pues si te quiero ver con sombrero. yo tambien pase por mi racha de coleccionar sombreros. suena simpatico el tal pueblito ixmiquilpan

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jajajajaj q feo!! :( yo soy de ixmiquilpan sabes... suena raro pero es cierto pareciera ser un pueblo magico, a poko no te dan ganas de quedarte ahi???
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For instance, an $eighty therapeutic therapeutic massage could be received by the customer for $forty by way of Groupon, and then Groupon and the retailer would break up the $forty. That is, the retailer provides a therapeutic therapeutic massage valued at $eighty and will get approximately $20 from Groupon for it (beneath a fifty%/fifty% split up). Or, if $240 worth of home painting companies is purchased by the customer for $fifty by signifies of Groupon, then the business gets $20 5 and Groupon retains $twenty five. The customer receives the therapeutic massage, or the property portray assistance, in these illustrations, from the retailer for which they at 1st paid out $forty (or $fifty) to Groupon. There are specified firms to which Groupon at first did not provide its firms, which consists of capturing ranges and strip golf tools nonetheless, taking pictures ranges have been featured on Groupon.

As opposed to categorised marketing, the services service provider does not pay out any upfront expense to get component: Groupon collects personal information from ready consumers and then contacts only people purchasers, primarily by daily electronic mail, who could possibly be intrigued in a distinct product or supplier.

Groupon employs a large quantity of copywriters who draft descriptions for the offers showcased by e mail and on the net internet site. Groupon's marketing textual material for the 'deals' has been witnessed as a contributing issue to the popularity of the world wide web site, showcasing a distinctive combine of complete truth-analyzing and witty humor.

Owing to Groupon's industry area turning out to be largely composed of feminine customers, the discount rates are usually centered on the effectively currently being, physical health and fitness and attractiveness markets.

There are possible problems with the organization item. For illustration, a profitable offer could rapidly swamp a little business with as well a lot of clients, jeopardizing a probability that customers will be dissatisfied, or that there will not be sufficient remedy to meet the desire from buyers. Hole, a large garments retailer, was able to deal with 445,000 coupon codes in a nationwide deal (though it skilled server difficulties at a single certain position), but a more compact organization could turn out to be abruptly flooded with buyers. A one espresso shop in Portland, Oregon struggled with an improve in clients for a few months, when it provided near to one,000 Groupons on the one particular particular doing work day it was offered, in accordance to one specific report. In response to equivalent difficulties, Groupon officials condition that 'deal' subscriptions ought to be capped in progress to a sensible assortment.

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